salamuffin (salamander & muffin)

the salamuffin loves to have fun,
it enjoys a fly salad,
or a bath in the sun.
some consider you a lovely snack,
but then,one salamuffin we'd lack!
others think your appetizing,
when in the oven you are rising,
but me?
i think your realy cute!
not something to eat,
or something to shoot!
but others do not think the same,
and others do not feel the shame.
they'd hunt you without seconde thought,
you'd hope it's because the weather's hot!
but you can't take chances,
so you run,
wishing for just a bit of sun!
unfortunately,
the perfect tan...
is once again desturbed by man!