Arg!Aah!Youch!
Ouch!Eee!Aye!Ooo!
Wowee!Eeek!
Wah!Boo-hoo!
Urg!Snifle!Yelp!
Oog!Oh-no!
Thats what I say when I stub my toe!

i'm a poet and i didn't even know it

I can always find a palindrome, I’ll bet you my last dime,
Like dad, and mom, and race car, but I can never find a rhyme!

Alliterations are easy to say, Larry loves luscious limes,
I can even talk a tough tongue twister but I can’ find any rhymes!

I’m even such a failure I might as well be a mime,
It would be a disgrace to say anything if you couldn’t say it in rhyme!

If I could find a rhyme for silver, that would be sublime!
I can’t rhyme orange or purple, so just face it, I can’t rhyme!

I just can’t! I can’t rhyme the words climb crime or slime,
Wait…who am I kidding, I’ve been rhyming this whole time!

something about something

This, is something about something...or something, and something is something to write.

You can say millions of things about something, and to a writers delight...

If you feel the need to write about something there's ALLWAYS something to say,

And maybe NOT to a READER'S delight you can talk about something all day!

Cows

I like cows, and...yeah! I like them...Soooo...Read what I have to say about cows...yeah!Okay,so...uhhhh...Cows...Are...Splotchy, yes!, Splochy!
Cows are splotchy,
what rhimes with splotchy?...Boccie, like... boccie ball!

Cows are splochy,
and I like to play boccie ball!...No! this is useless, I give up! I think i'll write something about something or something...
Whatever!