A birthday poem for my mother...

A birthday poem for my mother:

Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Cha-cha-cha!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Cha-cha-cha!

THE END.

For: My Mother, who deserves to have a birthday poem writen for her.

Gotta write...

I gotta write something!
What should I write? Not a poem, not a sloem, and I don't even know what a sloem is! I guesse a sloem is just a fig-newton of my imagination! Biscuit! Plaster! Help, my biscuit is bleeding, hand me a plaster! Did you knoooooowww.....I'm just gonna write and write whatever comes into my head....If I don't know what to write I will repeat repeat repeat repeat....Raspebby! Oops! I mean raspberry! I like Rasberrys, and nectarines, and I need to do my teeth, and also peaches and cold juicy green apples....Are you getting hungry? 'Caus I am, and y'know what? I'm gonna ........Gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna happy hoppy ewastreeree whatever! Should I correct my splelling mistakes? I think not! Hmph! Well I never! My, aren't weeeee clever! Hey! This is kinda poetic and goodishlike! I fink i'm almost finito!

Okay....Okay...calm down now...okay.....DONE!

TEacHErZ

What is a teacher?
A green bug-eyed creature?
A teacher is someone who gives you respect.

What is a teacher?
And how do you reach her?
A teacher is someone with whom you connect.

What is a teacher?
She sits on the bleachers,
And cheers you for what you are, not what you do.

What is a teacher?
Not some "special feature"
She models your life, and help you be you!