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A birthday poem for my mother...

2007-04-04T20:53:00.000-07:00

A birthday poem for my mother:

Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Cha-cha-cha!

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!

Cha-cha-cha!

THE END.

For: My Mother, who deserves to have a birthday poem writen for her.

Gotta write...

2007-04-04T20:32:00.000-07:00

I gotta write something!
What should I write? Not a poem, not a sloem, and I don't even know what a sloem is! I guesse a sloem is just a fig-newton of my imagination! Biscuit! Plaster! Help, my biscuit is bleeding, hand me a plaster! Did you knoooooowww.....I'm just gonna write and write whatever comes into my head....If I don't know what to write I will repeat repeat repeat repeat....Raspebby! Oops! I mean raspberry! I like Rasberrys, and nectarines, and I need to do my teeth, and also peaches and cold juicy green apples....Are you getting hungry? 'Caus I am, and y'know what? I'm gonna ........Gonna gonna gonna gonna gonna happy hoppy ewastreeree whatever! Should I correct my splelling mistakes? I think not! Hmph! Well I never! My, aren't weeeee clever! Hey! This is kinda poetic and goodishlike! I fink i'm almost finito!

Okay....Okay...calm down now...okay.....DONE!

TEacHErZ

2007-04-04T20:26:00.000-07:00

What is a teacher?
A green bug-eyed creature?
A teacher is someone who gives you respect.

What is a teacher?
And how do you reach her?
A teacher is someone with whom you connect.

What is a teacher?
She sits on the bleachers,
And cheers you for what you are, not what you do.

What is a teacher?
Not some "special feature"
She models your life, and help you be you!

Ice cream nost-it-potes

2007-02-03T13:09:00.000-08:00

smelly seasons go past feet
and settings change
the size of their lead
goes snicker-snack
repeating for the cheese
which hop all day
under the shade of the bong-bong tree
lamp-post soup
lamp-post soup
flying sofa duck-duck

dop

2007-02-03T13:07:00.000-08:00

bop dop pop mop the lop drop cop nop whop top sop gop hop jop kop aop bop

It's snowing, i'm glowing.

2006-11-26T08:09:00.000-08:00

I love the snow, unfortunatly we don't realy get much snow here in Vancouver, maybe once or twice a year. And certainly not like this! Big White fluffy flakes twirling and swirling and dizzyingly falling onto our noses and our gardens. Perfect yards, a white winter wonderland, let's just hope we get this kind of stuff on christmas. School may not get cancelled by four centimetres of snow, but it sure makes school more interesting!
I quote a poem from an archie comic book I read sometimes:

Snow, snow, glorious snow
sparkeling snowflakes that shimer and glow,
snow, snow, I love you so!

2006-09-25T18:38:00.000-07:00

Arg!Aah!Youch!
Ouch!Eee!Aye!Ooo!
Wowee!Eeek!
Wah!Boo-hoo!
Urg!Snifle!Yelp!
Oog!Oh-no!
Thats what I say when I stub my toe!

i'm a poet and i didn't even know it

2006-09-25T18:35:00.000-07:00

I can always find a palindrome, I’ll bet you my last dime,
Like dad, and mom, and race car, but I can never find a rhyme!

Alliterations are easy to say, Larry loves luscious limes,
I can even talk a tough tongue twister but I can’ find any rhymes!

I’m even such a failure I might as well be a mime,
It would be a disgrace to say anything if you couldn’t say it in rhyme!

If I could find a rhyme for silver, that would be sublime!
I can’t rhyme orange or purple, so just face it, I can’t rhyme!

I just can’t! I can’t rhyme the words climb crime or slime,
Wait…who am I kidding, I’ve been rhyming this whole time!

something about something

2006-09-15T12:46:00.000-07:00

This, is something about something...or something, and something is something to write.

You can say millions of things about something, and to a writers delight...

If you feel the need to write about something there's ALLWAYS something to say,

And maybe NOT to a READER'S delight you can talk about something all day!

Cows

2006-09-15T12:36:00.000-07:00

I like cows, and...yeah! I like them...Soooo...Read what I have to say about cows...yeah!Okay,so...uhhhh...Cows...Are...Splotchy, yes!, Splochy!
Cows are splotchy,
what rhimes with splotchy?...Boccie, like... boccie ball!

Cows are splochy,
and I like to play boccie ball!...No! this is useless, I give up! I think i'll write something about something or something...
Whatever!

A pool full of noodles

2006-05-06T21:29:00.000-07:00

If I had one wish,
then that wish would be,
a pool full of noodles,
a macaronie sea,
to squelche through my toes,
all squishy and wet,
all mooshy and gooshy and still better yet,
I'll add cheese and alfredo sauce,
tomato sauce to!
If I had one wish thats what I would do!

2006-03-19T16:59:00.000-08:00

You can't take back words
but you can change them
you can miss use them
you can re-use them
you can over use them
you can even change the letters around
and make words up
but you can't take them back
so use them properly
or don't use them at all....or....just a little!

Well, that's what mistress manners says, anyway!

coines

2006-02-23T16:13:00.000-08:00

coines of silver
coines of gold
coines that make the signes say "sold"
coines that buy for you and me
coines can make the free not free
coines by the bucket
coines by the pound
coines that make the world go round
otherwise it would be flat
like bills and cheks and stuff like that!

socks

2006-02-23T16:06:00.000-08:00

socks with stripes,
socks with bows,
socks with dots
and socks with toes.
socks that go up to your thigh,
socks the color of the sky,
socks that go up to youre knees,
smelling slightly of febrees,
soccer socks,
pink socks to,
socks of red, white, green or blue.
Socks that cost alot of money,
socks that apear very funny,
but socks that are completrely free,
are the best kind of socks for me!

happy valentines

2006-02-14T16:56:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentines Day
May your food be sweet.
Hope your fears are far away
May your room be nice and neat.

May you always have enough
Of whatever that you need.
May life be full of different stuff
May your gardens have no weeds.

May you live forever more
May your vegetables be nutritious
May you never experience war,
Hope your candies are delicious!

be mine

2006-02-13T06:59:00.000-08:00

Please be mine,
Literally.
To drag around,
To play with me,
To do what ever that I say,
To sit when I say sit,
To stay when I say stay,
Clean the bathroom,
The kitchen, the bed
Every thing that pops in to my head,
Please be mine this Valentines Day,That is all I have to say.

monster

2006-01-28T16:37:00.000-08:00

My hands are wet and clammy,
My eyes are open wide,
i spy an ugly moster a slimy, bumpy hide!
I scream but no sound comes,
i'm rooted to the ground,
i daren't even take a breath
or slightly turn around.

then i remember something
and without any haste,
instead of running far away,
i rest my hands on my waist.

I think a little more
and stare at my creation,
i created this monster
with my imagination!

un-comfotable situation

2006-01-28T16:31:00.000-08:00

I am sitting in a theatre,
actualy our gym.
I can smell my neighbors breath
and the lights are turned down dim.
I press on my aching back,
put my hands up to my chin,
I take a great big breath,
only musty air comes in.
I try to stay awake
and stiffle a tired yawn,
until finaly we're escorted away by Mme. chong.

My friend

2006-01-24T15:31:00.000-08:00

my friend is realy crazy,
not mentioning any names.
she likes making funny sounds
and playing funny games
sometimes she is grumpy,
and sometimes she is quiet.
sometimes she laughs at my jokes,
and sometimes she wont by it.

when she's realy tired,
she doesn't here a word i say.
if someone doesn't wake her up,
she wont get up all day!

she has the identicle intrests,
and she does most things i do,
or maybe i do most things she does,
i haven't got a clue!

morning poem

2006-01-24T07:24:00.000-08:00

In the morning when I wake up I’m really tired,
But that’s exactly what gets me really inspired.
Little rhymes just pop-in,
Trying to keep my eyes open.
I just sit there dreaming,
Poems come out streaming.
The poems say
“Don’t turn away!”
So I am stuck here until day
Writing poems that I have to say,
Aren’t that great anyway.

Story

2006-01-23T20:28:00.001-08:00

Something’s not right

The dolphin and the cow were swimming by the shore,
When they met a prissy pirate and a purple dinosaur.
Then the dolphin and the cow took off their feet and went inside
the prissy pirate’s pirate ship.
(Prissy pirate’s name is Clyde.)
they found a trunk of 24 carrots,
instead of 24 karat gold.
And on the side of the pirate ship was a sticker marking “Sold”.
When the dinosaur boarded the ship the ship started to sink!
And down went prissy pirate’s gold (er…carrots)
down into the drink.
The dolphin and the cow,
swam away in fright,
but the pirate and the dinosaur sank in their plight.

different ways of cooking

2005-12-21T18:40:00.000-08:00

Different ways of cooking

Sweet sugary syrup to sweeten
Cookie and candy confections to cook
Savory succulent soup to spoon out
Crime corruption and cooking the books

what am i ?

2005-12-19T11:37:00.000-08:00

i can be big
i can be small
i do not fly
i do not fall
i'm outside your house
i'm inside a ball
what am i ?
i am invisible
i can not see
and none of you
wold survive without me
you can't find me
under the sea
what could i be ?

poems by Ogden Gnash

2005-11-15T20:50:00.000-08:00

reflections on parsly

parsly is garsly

the duck

behold the duck,
it does not cluck,
a cluck it lacks,
it quaks,
it's especialy fond,
of a puddle or pond,
and when it dines or sups,
its bottoms ups.

the kitten

the problem with a kitten is that,
it eventualy becomes a cat.

salamuffin (salamander & muffin)

2005-11-15T17:16:00.000-08:00

the salamuffin loves to have fun,
it enjoys a fly salad,
or a bath in the sun.
some consider you a lovely snack,
but then,one salamuffin we'd lack!
others think your appetizing,
when in the oven you are rising,
but me?
i think your realy cute!
not something to eat,
or something to shoot!
but others do not think the same,
and others do not feel the shame.
they'd hunt you without seconde thought,
you'd hope it's because the weather's hot!
but you can't take chances,
so you run,
wishing for just a bit of sun!
unfortunately,
the perfect tan...
is once again desturbed by man!

children are smarter than you think!

2005-11-14T14:37:00.000-08:00

what comes to mind when you here the word"children"?
most people think that all that is going on in a kids mind is toys and school and other things like that,its not true.how do i know this? because i'm a kid! so here it is what realy is going on in a kids mind from the point of view from a kid!:first of all we understand much more than you think about politics,and we have opinions to.suprisingly enough we actualy care what is happening around us and who is making all the rules! most of us know who is running for mayor for example and we know who we would vote for if we could!in fact me and my friends get together every week to talk about and studie business crime!(tax evasion,money laundering,white collar crime etc..)without adults!secondly most of us children spend our time on the internet researching enviromental problems and recent court cases instead of playing games(we also enjoy writing in blogs!)so when someone says the word"childeren''think about what I said instead of what you heard!
-Aqua

ning nang nong

2005-11-14T14:14:00.000-08:00

this is one of my favourite poems that inspires me:

in the ning nang nong,
where the cows go "bong!",
and the monkeys all say "boo!"
theres a nong nang ning,
where the trees go"ping!"
and the tea-pots"jiber jaber joo!"
and the nong ning nang,
where the mice go"clang!"
and you just can't cach them when they do!
so its:ning nang nong,
cowsgo"bong!"
nong nang ning,
trees go"ping!"
nong ning nang,
mice go "clang!",
what a noisy place to belong,
in the ning nang ning nang nong!

just go's to show you that even complete utter nonsence can make a good poem!